State Of Schvitz 2026
LIVE
GUILLOTINE · 2026 SEASON · WEEK 1
TEAMS LEFT
18
JACKPOT
$100.00
NEXT CHOP
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UPDATED
9/14/2026 11:31:30 AM EDT
ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK
LOWEST FINAL SCORE GETS THE BLADE
1
Fleischman
PROJ 75.34 · 0 YET TO PLAY
-14.0
TO SAFETY
2
Sklar
PROJ 89.30 · 1 YET TO PLAY
+0.0
TO SAFETY
3
Draft 2 QBs
PROJ 90.60 · 0 YET TO PLAY
+1.3
TO SAFETY
RANK
TEAM
REMAINING
PLAYING
WK 1
PROJ
RISK ↑
1
Fleischman
0
0
75.34
75.34
AT RISK
THE BLADE FALLS HERE
2
Sklar
1
0
79.72
89.30
AT RISK
SWEAT LINE
3
uglytuna
2
0
84.70
116.35
SCHVITZING
BREATHING ROOM
4
Kevin Danger
1
0
87.00
94.54
CHILLIN'
5
Draft 2 QBs
0
0
90.60
90.60
CHILLIN'
6
Guillermo
0
0
95.96
95.96
CHILLIN'
7
Maison du Wayne
2
0
101.90
136.62
CHILLIN'
8
Disco Junior
1
0
103.70
113.63
CHILLIN'
9
Ocean View Dining
0
0
109.04
109.04
CHILLIN'
10
Schvitzken Tikka Masala
0
0
119.28
119.28
CHILLIN'
11
Schvitzy D's
2
0
120.06
126.04
CHILLIN'
12
Freundlich/Sandler
1
0
121.74
129.39
CHILLIN'
SAFE
13
Fox
0
0
123.80
123.80
SAFE
14
Toots
0
0
142.56
142.56
SAFE
15
Living on the edge
1
0
146.96
153.48
BONUS HUNTING
16
Steve Litz in the Schvitz
0
0
147.56
147.56
SAFE
17
Schvitzy Kong
1
0
161.24
174.13
BONUS HUNTING
18
Schvitzin' Like a Hostage
1
0
165.40
174.94
BONUS HUNTING
RANK 14 OF 18
Toots
SAFE
LIVE
142.56
PROJECTED
142.56
TO SAFETY
+53.3
PROJ 142.56
CUT LINE 89.30
PLAYER
POS
STATUS
PTS
PROJ
Dart, Jaxson
QB
FINAL
34.60
27.20
Williams, Caleb
QB
FINAL
43.26
25.88
Etienne, Travis
RB
FINAL
10.80
10.79
Hall, Breece
RB
FINAL
23.30
9.73
Jones, Aaron
RB
FINAL
11.50
9.74
Johnston, Quentin
WR
FINAL
1.70
7.17
McLaurin, Terry
WR
FINAL
2.40
9.60
Odunze, Rome
WR
FINAL
6.20
8.59
LaPorta, Sam
TE
FINAL
6.80
6.66
Texans, Houston
DEF
FINAL
2.00
8.24
State Of Schvitz 2026
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Standings
Toots
Projected
Current
1
Fleischman
WK 75.34
AT RISK
0 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
75.34
PROJ
THE BLADE FALLS HERE
2
Sklar
WK 79.72
AT RISK
1 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
89.30
PROJ
SWEAT LINE
3
uglytuna
WK 84.70
SCHVITZING
2 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
116.35
PROJ
BREATHING ROOM
4
Kevin Danger
WK 87.00
CHILLIN'
1 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
94.54
PROJ
5
Draft 2 QBs
WK 90.60
CHILLIN'
0 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
90.60
PROJ
6
Guillermo
WK 95.96
CHILLIN'
0 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
95.96
PROJ
7
Maison du Wayne
WK 101.90
CHILLIN'
2 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
136.62
PROJ
8
Disco Junior
WK 103.70
CHILLIN'
1 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
113.63
PROJ
9
Ocean View Dining
WK 109.04
CHILLIN'
0 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
109.04
PROJ
10
Schvitzken Tikka Masala
WK 119.28
CHILLIN'
0 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
119.28
PROJ
11
Schvitzy D's
WK 120.06
CHILLIN'
2 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
126.04
PROJ
12
Freundlich/Sandler
WK 121.74
CHILLIN'
1 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
129.39
PROJ
SAFE
13
Fox
WK 123.80
SAFE
0 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
123.80
PROJ
14
Toots
WK 142.56
SAFE
0 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
142.56
PROJ
15
Living on the edge
WK 146.96
BONUS HUNTING
1 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
153.48
PROJ
16
Steve Litz in the Schvitz
WK 147.56
SAFE
0 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
147.56
PROJ
17
Schvitzy Kong
WK 161.24
BONUS HUNTING
1 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
174.13
PROJ
18
Schvitzin' Like a Hostage
WK 165.40
BONUS HUNTING
1 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
174.94
PROJ
Toots
SAFE
LIVE
142.56
PROJ
142.56
TO SAFETY
+53.3
QB
Dart, Jaxson
FINAL
34.60
QB
Williams, Caleb
FINAL
43.26
RB
Etienne, Travis
FINAL
10.80
RB
Hall, Breece
FINAL
23.30
RB
Jones, Aaron
FINAL
11.50
WR
Johnston, Quentin
FINAL
1.70
WR
McLaurin, Terry
FINAL
2.40
WR
Odunze, Rome
FINAL
6.20
TE
LaPorta, Sam
FINAL
6.80
DEF
Texans, Houston
FINAL
2.00
BLADE ON
Fleischman
— -14.0 FROM SAFE
Last updated: 9/14/2026 11:31:30 AM EDT