State Of Schvitz 2026
LIVE
GUILLOTINE · 2026 SEASON · WEEK 1
TEAMS LEFT
18
JACKPOT
$100.00
NEXT CHOP
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UPDATED
9/14/2026 11:31:26 AM EDT
9/14/2026 11:31:26 AM EDT
ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK
LOWEST FINAL SCORE GETS THE BLADE
1
Fleischman
-14.0TO SAFETY
2
Sklar
+0.0TO SAFETY
3
Draft 2 QBs
+1.3TO SAFETY
1
Fleischman
0
0
75.34
75.34
AT RISK
THE BLADE FALLS HERE
2
Sklar
1
0
79.72
89.30
AT RISK
SWEAT LINE
3
uglytuna
2
0
84.70
116.35
SCHVITZING
BREATHING ROOM
4
Kevin Danger
1
0
87.00
94.54
CHILLIN'
5
Draft 2 QBs
0
0
90.60
90.60
CHILLIN'
6
Guillermo
0
0
95.96
95.96
CHILLIN'
7
Maison du Wayne
2
0
101.90
136.62
CHILLIN'
8
Disco Junior
1
0
103.70
113.63
CHILLIN'
9
Ocean View Dining
0
0
109.04
109.04
CHILLIN'
10
Schvitzken Tikka Masala
0
0
119.28
119.28
CHILLIN'
11
Schvitzy D's
2
0
120.06
126.04
CHILLIN'
12
Freundlich/Sandler
1
0
121.74
129.39
CHILLIN'
SAFE
13
Fox
0
0
123.80
123.80
SAFE
14
Toots
0
0
142.56
142.56
SAFE
15
Living on the edge
1
0
146.96
153.48
BONUS HUNTING
16
Steve Litz in the Schvitz
0
0
147.56
147.56
SAFE
17
Schvitzy Kong
1
0
161.24
174.13
BONUS HUNTING
18
Schvitzin' Like a Hostage
1
0
165.40
174.94
BONUS HUNTING
RANK 3 OF 18
uglytuna
LIVE
84.70
PROJECTED
116.35
TO SAFETY
+27.1
PLAYER
POS
STATUS
PTS
PROJ
Nix, Bo
QB
UPCOMING
0.00
26.03
Stafford, Matthew
QB
FINAL
4.20
26.62
Montgomery, David
RB
FINAL
28.90
8.81
Stevenson, Rhamondre
RB
FINAL
11.50
10.28
Bateman, Rashod
WR
FINAL
0.00
4.57
Chase, Ja'Marr
WR
FINAL
2.20
14.08
Hollins, Mack
WR
FINAL
6.10
4.26
Worthy, Xavier
WR
UPCOMING
0.00
5.62
Likely, Isaiah
TE
FINAL
25.80
6.44
Patriots, New England
DEF
FINAL
6.00
5.68
State Of Schvitz 2026
GUILLOTINE · WK 1 · 18 LEFT
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YOUR RANK
3/18
1
Fleischman
75.34
PROJ
THE BLADE FALLS HERE
2
Sklar
89.30
PROJ
SWEAT LINE
3
uglytuna
116.35
PROJ
BREATHING ROOM
4
Kevin Danger
94.54
PROJ
5
Draft 2 QBs
90.60
PROJ
6
Guillermo
95.96
PROJ
7
Maison du Wayne
136.62
PROJ
8
Disco Junior
113.63
PROJ
9
Ocean View Dining
109.04
PROJ
10
Schvitzken Tikka Masala
119.28
PROJ
11
Schvitzy D's
126.04
PROJ
12
Freundlich/Sandler
129.39
PROJ
SAFE
13
Fox
123.80
PROJ
14
Toots
142.56
PROJ
15
Living on the edge
153.48
PROJ
16
Steve Litz in the Schvitz
147.56
PROJ
17
Schvitzy Kong
174.13
PROJ
18
Schvitzin' Like a Hostage
174.94
PROJ
uglytuna
SCHVITZING LIVE
84.70
PROJ
116.35
TO SAFETY
+27.1
QB
Nix, Bo
UPCOMING
0.00
QB
Stafford, Matthew
FINAL
4.20
RB
Montgomery, David
FINAL
28.90
RB
Stevenson, Rhamondre
FINAL
11.50
WR
Bateman, Rashod
FINAL
0.00
WR
Chase, Ja'Marr
FINAL
2.20
WR
Hollins, Mack
FINAL
6.10
WR
Worthy, Xavier
UPCOMING
0.00
TE
Likely, Isaiah
FINAL
25.80
DEF
Patriots, New England
FINAL
6.00
Last updated: 9/14/2026 11:31:26 AM EDT