State Of Schvitz 2026
LIVE
GUILLOTINE · 2026 SEASON · WEEK 1
TEAMS LEFT
18
JACKPOT
$100.00
NEXT CHOP
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UPDATED
9/14/2026 12:07:52 PM EDT
ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK
LOWEST FINAL SCORE GETS THE BLADE
1
Fleischman
PROJ 75.34 · 0 YET TO PLAY
-14.0TO SAFETY
2
Sklar
PROJ 89.30 · 1 YET TO PLAY
+0.0TO SAFETY
3
Draft 2 QBs
PROJ 90.60 · 0 YET TO PLAY
+1.3TO SAFETY
RANK
REMAINING
PLAYING
WK 1
PROJ
RISK ↓
1
Schvitzin' Like a Hostage
1
0
165.40
174.94
BONUS HUNTING
2
Schvitzy Kong
1
0
161.24
174.13
BONUS HUNTING
3
Steve Litz in the Schvitz
0
0
147.56
147.56
SAFE
4
Living on the edge
1
0
146.96
153.48
BONUS HUNTING
5
Toots
0
0
142.56
142.56
SAFE
6
Fox
0
0
123.80
123.80
SAFE
BREATHING ROOM
7
Freundlich/Sandler
1
0
121.74
129.39
CHILLIN'
8
Schvitzy D's
2
0
120.06
126.04
CHILLIN'
9
Schvitzken Tikka Masala
0
0
119.28
119.28
CHILLIN'
10
Ocean View Dining
0
0
109.04
109.04
CHILLIN'
11
Disco Junior
1
0
103.70
113.63
CHILLIN'
12
Maison du Wayne
2
0
101.90
136.62
CHILLIN'
13
Guillermo
0
0
95.96
95.96
CHILLIN'
14
Draft 2 QBs
0
0
90.60
90.60
CHILLIN'
15
Kevin Danger
1
0
87.00
94.54
CHILLIN'
SWEAT LINE
16
uglytuna
2
0
84.70
116.35
SCHVITZING
THE BLADE FALLS HERE
17
Sklar
1
0
79.72
89.30
AT RISK
18
Fleischman
0
0
75.34
75.34
AT RISK
RANK 16 OF 18
uglytuna
SCHVITZING
LIVE
84.70
PROJECTED
116.35
TO SAFETY
+27.1
PROJ 116.35 CUT LINE 89.30
PLAYER
POS
STATUS
PTS
PROJ
Nix, Bo
QB
UPCOMING
0.00
26.03
Stafford, Matthew
QB
FINAL
4.20
26.62
Montgomery, David
RB
FINAL
28.90
8.81
Stevenson, Rhamondre
RB
FINAL
11.50
10.28
Bateman, Rashod
WR
FINAL
0.00
4.57
Chase, Ja'Marr
WR
FINAL
2.20
14.08
Hollins, Mack
WR
FINAL
6.10
4.26
Worthy, Xavier
WR
UPCOMING
0.00
5.62
Likely, Isaiah
TE
FINAL
25.80
6.44
Patriots, New England
DEF
FINAL
6.00
5.68
State Of Schvitz 2026
GUILLOTINE · WK 1 · 18 LEFT
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Standings uglytuna
Projected Current
1
Schvitzin' Like a Hostage
WK 165.40 BONUS HUNTING
1 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
174.94
PROJ
2
Schvitzy Kong
WK 161.24 BONUS HUNTING
1 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
174.13
PROJ
3
Steve Litz in the Schvitz
WK 147.56 SAFE
0 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
147.56
PROJ
4
Living on the edge
WK 146.96 BONUS HUNTING
1 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
153.48
PROJ
5
Toots
WK 142.56 SAFE
0 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
142.56
PROJ
6
Fox
WK 123.80 SAFE
0 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
123.80
PROJ
BREATHING ROOM
7
Freundlich/Sandler
WK 121.74 CHILLIN'
1 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
129.39
PROJ
8
Schvitzy D's
WK 120.06 CHILLIN'
2 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
126.04
PROJ
9
Schvitzken Tikka Masala
WK 119.28 CHILLIN'
0 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
119.28
PROJ
10
Ocean View Dining
WK 109.04 CHILLIN'
0 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
109.04
PROJ
11
Disco Junior
WK 103.70 CHILLIN'
1 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
113.63
PROJ
12
Maison du Wayne
WK 101.90 CHILLIN'
2 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
136.62
PROJ
13
Guillermo
WK 95.96 CHILLIN'
0 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
95.96
PROJ
14
Draft 2 QBs
WK 90.60 CHILLIN'
0 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
90.60
PROJ
15
Kevin Danger
WK 87.00 CHILLIN'
1 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
94.54
PROJ
SWEAT LINE
16
uglytuna
WK 84.70 SCHVITZING
2 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
116.35
PROJ
THE BLADE FALLS HERE
17
Sklar
WK 79.72 AT RISK
1 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
89.30
PROJ
18
Fleischman
WK 75.34 AT RISK
0 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
75.34
PROJ
BLADE ON Fleischman — -14.0 FROM SAFE

Last updated: 9/14/2026 12:07:52 PM EDT